Rumored to be courtroom testimony

Attorney: Did you check for his blood pressure?

Doctor: No

Attorney: So, then is it possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

Doctor: No

Attorney: How can you be sure doctor?

Doctor: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar

Attorney: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?

Doctor: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere

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